Jokes
1) A kid came out of the toilet where his mum was cooking a cake.
"Can I lick the bowl mum? he asked?
"No of course uou can't" his mum replied : "Flush it like anyone else"
 
3) A man and his wife went to the doctor. "We're been married for 10 years and we've got no kids" said the husband. "And our friends say it's because we're stupid". "I'm sure it's not that" said the doctor. "It's probably got something to with your diet or your timing. How many times a week do you do it". "Do what" said the wife.
 
4) What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?
Answer: Bugs bunny
 
5) Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Answer: because vacuum clearners are too heavy.
 
6) what's the difference between an angry audience and a mad cow?
Answer: One boos madly and the other moos badly.
 
7) Don't drink and drive.......?..?...?...?..............
(what shoul be next)
 
Cheer
 
 
 
 

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7) Don't drink and drive.......?..?...?...?..............
(what shoul be next)

Cheer

 
simply, 2 in 1 is the fastest way to the heaven.