SOAP
The teacher asked :
- John, what are four basic elements in the nature? John answered :
- Teacher, fire, air, soil and.. and...
- And what? Try to remember !
- And..And...And...
The teacher knew that his pupil couldn't tell the fourth element that is water. Therefore, he gave a hint ( gợi ý ) :
- What do you clean your hands by?
John replied :
- Teacher, soap !


SUPREME
A boy asked his friend :
- Who's the supreme ruler of beasts?
- Too easy ! Tiger. Is it right? Or lion?
- No, the supreme ruler of beasts is the director of zoo.

( Chúa tể
Một cậu bé hỏi bạn :
- Chúa tể loài thú là ai?
- Quá dễ ! Cọp. Đúng không? Hay là sư tử?
- Không, chúa tể của loài thú là ông giám đốc sở thú.)