MONEY

It can buy you a house
But not a home
It can buy you a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
But not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life

So
You see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!

So
Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!
Cash only, please
Have a wonderful day !

(unknown)