A Husband Shopping Center has opened where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men. It is laid out in five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door says:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. The woman reads the sign: " Well that' s better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what' s further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign says:
Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. " Hmmm, better." says the woman. " But, I wonder what' s further up?"
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework. " Wow," says the woman, " very tempting. BUT, there' s must be more further up!"
And, again, she goes up. On the fourth floor the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. " Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?
So up to the fifth floor she goes. The sign on that door says.
Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door says:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. The woman reads the sign: " Well that' s better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what' s further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign says:
Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. " Hmmm, better." says the woman. " But, I wonder what' s further up?"
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework. " Wow," says the woman, " very tempting. BUT, there' s must be more further up!"
And, again, she goes up. On the fourth floor the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. " Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?
So up to the fifth floor she goes. The sign on that door says.
Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.